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		<title>quote: you can lead</title>
		<link>http://www.benjaminbloom.net/adam/2010/07/quote-you-can-lead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am gonna take credit for the third part of this quote&#8230;I keep using it&#8230;it sticks&#8230;so&#8230;
You can lead a horse to water, but you can&#8217;t make him/her drink&#8230;however, you can make the horse thirsty.
Think about it  .
p.s. I don&#8217;t claim this &#8220;add-on quote&#8221; without hesitation, but I&#8217;ve used it with about 20 people who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am gonna take credit for the third part of this quote&#8230;I keep using it&#8230;it sticks&#8230;so&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>You can lead a horse to water, but you can&#8217;t make him/her drink&#8230;however, you can make the horse thirsty.</p></blockquote>
<p>Think about it <img src='http://www.benjaminbloom.net/adam/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>p.s. I don&#8217;t claim this &#8220;add-on quote&#8221; without hesitation, but I&#8217;ve used it with about 20 people who had never heard it before&#8230;so, why not? <img src='http://www.benjaminbloom.net/adam/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a title="Horse ... nice day for a swim" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8381313@N08/4173332186/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4173332186_87f18a718a.jpg" border="0" alt="Horse ... nice day for a swim" /></a><br />
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		<title>a story i am proud to share</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 13:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t been exposed to it, this was an inspiring event in my life.  I have been fortunate to share it with a few folks who appreciated it.  Just search &#8220;zen surfing benjamin bloom&#8221; and it will show up. (Actually, it doesn&#8217;t any more, so here is a link http://www.benjaminbloom.net/zenandtheartofsurfingandworking.htm)

 photo credit: joiseyshowaa

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t been exposed to it, this was an inspiring event in my life.  I have been fortunate to share it with a few folks who appreciated it.  Just search &#8220;zen surfing benjamin bloom&#8221; and it will show up. (Actually, it doesn&#8217;t any more, so here is a link <a title="Benjaminbloom.net Zen Art Surfing" href="http://www.benjaminbloom.net/zenandtheartofsurfingandworking.htm" target="_self">http://www.benjaminbloom.net/zenandtheartofsurfingandworking.htm</a>)</p>
<p><a title="Afternoon thundershowers" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/30201239@N00/1166989434/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1207/1166989434_d67720710d.jpg" border="0" alt="Afternoon thundershowers" /></a><br />
<small><a title="Attribution-NoDerivs License" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.benjaminbloom.net/adam/wp-content/plugins/photo-dropper/images/cc.png" border="0" alt="Creative Commons License" width="16" height="16" align="absmiddle" /></a> <a href="http://www.photodropper.com/photos/" target="_blank">photo</a> credit: <a title="joiseyshowaa" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/30201239@N00/1166989434/" target="_blank">joiseyshowaa</a></small></p>
<p><a title="Moment" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28508197@N07/3614703955/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3614703955_09ec2952d1.jpg" border="0" alt="Moment" /></a><br />
<small><a title="Attribution-NoDerivs License" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.benjaminbloom.net/adam/wp-content/plugins/photo-dropper/images/cc.png" border="0" alt="Creative Commons License" width="16" height="16" align="absmiddle" /></a> <a href="http://www.photodropper.com/photos/" target="_blank">photo</a> credit: <a title="Bryce Bradford" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28508197@N07/3614703955/" target="_blank">Bryce Bradford</a></small></p>
<p><a title="77/365, you're never fully dressed without a smile!" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22547439@N03/2865237005/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/2865237005_10b66d0883.jpg" border="0" alt="77/365, you're never fully dressed without a smile!" /></a><br />
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<p><a title="running with the seagulls" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/16638697@N00/386762837/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/386762837_7baafc5878.jpg" border="0" alt="running with the seagulls" /></a><br />
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<p><a title="Dark Coast" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/77316550@N00/2966030175/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3207/2966030175_9807f54cbb.jpg" border="0" alt="Dark Coast" /></a><br />
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<p><a title="les rameurs" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29634818@N08/3379831674/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3607/3379831674_1f314888eb.jpg" border="0" alt="les rameurs" /></a><br />
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		<title>my top 10 favorite southern sayings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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1. Whoa&#8230;that would make a train take a dirt road.
2. He&#8217;s busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin&#8217; contest.
3. She&#8217;s about as sharp as a mashed potato.
4. He&#8217;s confused as a cow on astroturf.
5. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
6. That just dills my pickle.
7. That went over like a fart [...]]]></description>
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<p>1. Whoa&#8230;that would make a train take a dirt road.<br />
2. He&#8217;s busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin&#8217; contest.<br />
3. She&#8217;s about as sharp as a mashed potato.<br />
4. He&#8217;s confused as a cow on astroturf.<br />
5. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.<br />
6. That just dills my pickle.<br />
7. That went over like a fart in church.<br />
8 . Well, I ain&#8217;t got a dog in that fight.<br />
9. That&#8217;s as useful as buttons on a dishrag.<br />
10. They&#8217;re scared as marshmallows at a campfire.</p>
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		<title>oh&#8230;yet another good marketing quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 00:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Suppliers and especially manufacturers have market power because they have information about a product or a service that the customer does not and cannot have, and does not need if he can trust the brand. This explains the profitability of brands.
- Peter Drucker

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Suppliers and especially manufacturers have market power because they have information about a product or a service that the customer does not and cannot have, and does not need if he can trust the brand. This explains the profitability of brands.<br />
- Peter Drucker</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23912576@N05/2962194797/" title="James, I think your cover's blown!" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2962194797_06b1dc08ac.jpg" alt="James, I think your cover's blown!" border="0" /></a></p>
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		<title>ha ha halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween Everybody!


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Halloween Everybody!</p>
<p><a title="Halloween gone wrong" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/99232341@N00/2038930845/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2038930845_8f2f24f0b3.jpg" border="0" alt="Halloween gone wrong" /></a><small><a title="Attribution License" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/" target="_blank"><br />
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