1. Whoa…that would make a train take a dirt road.
2. He’s busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest.
3. She’s about as sharp as a mashed potato.
4. He’s confused as a cow on astroturf.
5. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
6. That just dills my pickle.
7. That went over like a fart in church.
8 . Well, I ain’t got a dog in that fight.
9. That’s as useful as buttons on a dishrag.
10. They’re scared as marshmallows at a campfire.
my top 10 favorite southern sayings
1. Whoa…that would make a train take a dirt road.
2. He’s busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest.
3. She’s about as sharp as a mashed potato.
4. He’s confused as a cow on astroturf.
5. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
6. That just dills my pickle.
7. That went over like a fart in church.
8 . Well, I ain’t got a dog in that fight.
9. That’s as useful as buttons on a dishrag.
10. They’re scared as marshmallows at a campfire.